Brief Thoughts

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I am in shape. Round’s a shape… I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower…

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Stages of Life

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second…

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Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved…

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