* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. *…
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I am in shape. Round’s a shape… I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower…
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second…
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved…